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Netflix Vs Disney+
Disney+: Look at Netflix over there with his damn electricity. Netflix! How about sharing some of those light bulbs?
Netflix: Hey! Figure it out for yourself.
Disney+: We're freezing our asses off over here.
Netflix: How do you think I feel? You get to look at my great house. I look at that dark thing! What is that? A candle over there?
Disney+: Yeah, it's a candle. We're freezing over here. No one in my family's taken a bath in a month. We stink! It stinks over here, you jerk!
Netflix: I can't hear you over my central heating.
Disney+: Go to hell Netflix!
Netflix: Bite me, man! You seen The Office? Guess you haven't, cos you don't have a TV!
Disney+: How about I come over and kick your ass?
Netflix: Ooh, yeah, come on over.
(Stereo Blast Through The House Playing FOXY!)