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Mother-in-law: What are you muttering about? All I heard was that you’ll be coming over for dinner e
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Hitting two birds with one arrow, every shot on target; sleepless through the night, waves of gunfir
“So these shoes are really stylish!”
“You don’t deserve to be a god; I do.”
“Everyone has high-end friends”
Now this is what fucking respect looks like—treating men and women equally, with no discrimination…
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“A single gesture reveals a woman’s true nature.”
“I’m very sorry you have to face all this.”
Zombie: Short, ugly, and a sissy—short and ugly… Sigh.
Assistant: I went through ten cycles and finally managed to save you.
“I just want to make a good impression on everyone.”
“The Doctor defused the crisis with a single opportunity.”
Foreigners always struggle with Chinese restaurants, and then…
Boss: You actually betrayed me. Henchman: Please watch the VCR.
“I’ve got so many diamonds I don’t know where to put them.”
“Who gave you the authority?”
“As everyone knows, Dad is safest in times of danger and most dangerous when things are safe.”
“Over 98% of people make their payments on time”
“This could get me killed”
“I treated you like a brother, and you used us to meet your sales targets!”
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