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“Whoever fixes this phone, I’ll give them ten thousand dollars.”
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Leopard: You’re so high and mighty, tossing me something you clearly knew was poisoned! I’m starting
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“What are you doing in my room?”
The kid just pointed the gun at Superman…
“Old Bai has won the hearts of a group of tough guys”
“I married your son for your money.”
“Your wife is a spy”
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Odin: Don’t send that fly over.
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She thought he had died saving her, only to find out the very next second…
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“It’s not that your weaknesses are too obvious; it’s just that I’ve already seen it all before.”
Work’s made me lose it—after knowing this coworker for over a decade, they’ve suddenly turned Asian…
Name as many mammals as you can within 60 seconds!
“This is what really feels like a real-life gun.”
“He ate 24—crazy, right? But I ate 26!”
You can find a solution simply by reasoning things out.
"You will disrupt the order of a whole generation."
"Just one more drink and we win the negotiation"
Now this is what real luxury (in the US) looks like—super expensive, made from beaver fur!
Suddenly I understood what “not yet experienced in life” really means… Haha, Auntie’s eyes were prac
"You're not going to let me die, Superman!"
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