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Before death, we scramble for meals; after death, we scramble for graves. So great—there’s no saving
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Inspector Black Cat has not deceived me
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Oh, Mr. Fu, there are still so many little dog shoes growing on the branches.
“Meme‑playing” isn’t your shield to hide behind when spreading hate.
Like the stories in the children's weekly magazine I read as a kid.
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How do you prove Jackie Chan isn’t your grandpa?
Why isn’t the ancient policy of parading criminals in public still being practiced?
Bro, did you step on someone's toes?
Finally figured out why locksmiths check IDs before picking locks—I apologize for ever thinking they
Beagles are actually super cute (just a compliment—no gifts or visits accepted, thanks!)
Guess chickens and ducks really are way more exhausting than working as oxen or horses!
Are you saying these white creatures—whose necks are nowhere to be seen and whose tails are pointing
Even mosquitoes coming to suck my blood have to deal with two cloves of garlic first!
By the time I understood it, it was too late
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