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Doggy: Am I awesome? Pet my head!
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Hurt Each Other
Me, the little mouse—this time I might really be done for.
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Well, looks like last year’s stock is all sold out, huh?
Cat: I'm such a fool!
Because she was too lazy, tourists mistook Tuanzi for a fake panda!
Sorry, I shouldn’t have thrown noodles at your head.
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Cat: Sorry, I was a bit loud just now.
How far will cats go to stay warm in winter?
Cat: Did I really turn into a stray just from acting cute for a bit?
Being a cat doesn’t have to be normal.
Even a dog could pass Subject Two—yet some people still can’t. I’m not saying who it is.
Humans and cats can’t teach it, but as soon as you water it, it gets the hang of it!
Cat: Natural birth? Pfft, a quick hand job’s way faster!
Big Orange: If you’re going to nudge me, you’d better have a good reason.
Police Dog: You’d better just poop your pants.
Cat: Didn’t they say a white cat floats on green water?
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Maybe this is why cats hate dogs.
Cat: I’ve logged out of Earth Online.
No.1 Ma Chao in the Chinese server
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