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Why are there so many manhole covers in Nanjing? It’s shaking me to pieces!
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Xizhou's Little Black Guy
"Guess Why I'm Drinking Your Used Beverage" "Getting a Bargain"
That delivery guy must’ve been practicing! No-look three-pointer—swish! The delivery’s on fire!
High EQ: Can’t really comment. Low EQ: Did you stir-fry this in a toilet?
The cute “puppy” on the confession wall just loves burping like a baby.
What a free kick right in the box! This one came from my fake move—#FunnyFootball
Mouse: Didn’t your mom teach you that you’re not supposed to point at people with your finger?
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Why don’t sheep just work at a lamb restaurant? That way they wouldn’t get slaughtered!
Zhang Ke Mala Tang and Yang Liu Fu Mala Tang — these two “twin peaks” have opened right next to each
Buy “Swan’s Dream” for my bro—he’ll cosplay as “Swan’s Dream” for me!
1+1=10?
Chai Tou’s answer: Save a piece for Mom. A Shuai’s answer: Buy them stinky tofu. Wan Dou’s answe
“She’s Improving—What About You?” “I Own 7 Apartments” “When the Sky Rumbles, Old Servant Makes His
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The tragedy of niche majors: You can’t even find cheat answers online.
You’re such a master storyteller, hahaha!
Even living expenses get skimmed by middlemen.
I stumbled upon a handwritten manuscript in an old bookstore: the 1975 “Dragon and Phoenix Double Sw
Crocodile: You scared me to death! How did this croc suddenly stand up?
Call and inform Batman—Joker has been found!
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