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"Just one more drink and we win the negotiation"
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Now this is what real luxury (in the US) looks like—super expensive, made from beaver fur!
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Suddenly I understood what “not yet experienced in life” really means… Haha, Auntie’s eyes were prac
"You're not going to let me die, Superman!"
Snape: How did I end up here? What are you up to, you brat? What is this thing?
"House Diagnosed the Problem"
Earthling: We just throw rocks—over 900 per minute, at three times the speed of sound!
Professional tasks should be handled by professionals.
“Why Can’t I Lie?”
"I want to bet $5."
Father-in-law: You’ve already been hitting on my daughter, and now you want to hit on my wife too?
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“Feel what it’s like to drive a nine-million-yuan car”
“He got his ID card with just one finger!”
“We’ve got this stuff all over the place.”
“A mere minute, yet it will take a lifetime to heal.”
Venom: Youth is priceless; my son melts in your mouth.
“We almost let them get out of our kill range!”
This isn’t evil power—it’s pure positive energy… Hahaha!
“The Last Tender Moment”
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“The Difference Between Average People and Top Students”
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