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Dog: Is the other side of the sea poop?
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Squirrel: Sometimes I really want to call the police.
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Front: Things depend on human effort; Back: Do not defy the will of heaven.
Courtesy calls for reciprocity: one sea cucumber for one ice cube.
Oh no, I’ve run into a master.
Elegant! So elegant!
Snickers is your period!
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From now on, I’ll stop bragging when I go out.
The little girl got ghosted and was so angry her hair turned white.
Did you really pick it up off the street?
Online romance for 3 days, cohabiting for 3 years
Well, now we’ve even saved on the tombstone!
Kitten: Having a buffet for the first time
He was even a little bit hopeful.
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Every sentence avoids saying "drive," yet every sentence is about cars.
Boss: What merit do I have to have both of you on my team?
Holy shit, this massive tonnage is still so nimble!
Adults get scared watching it at night!
Skipping Pebbles on Water with Metallic Sodium
I don’t want it, but she just forced it on me!
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