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Security check: I only make a few thousand a month—why risk my life? Let’s go after the captain; he
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"A Superpower That Makes People Envious"
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"What are you doing in my room?"
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“The kids mistakenly thought this was how ice cream is made.”
“The doctor considers issues from the patient’s perspective.”
What kind of people are mixed-race individuals?
Did he really get an ID card with just one finger?
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Trader’s small hands caused millions in losses.
I almost let them slip past the kill line.
In this situation, who can keep their composure?
"I'm allergic to peanuts."
As a kid: Damn you, Colonel. Now: Colonel, you’re too kind—requesting the extermination order.
After doing exorcism for so long, you end up knowing a few familiar demons.
“House figured out what the problem was”
IRS: I won’t stoop to your level; your school’s quarterback will teach you how to be a decent person
“I thought he died trying to save himself, but the next second…”
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“The Man Who Can Fool the Lie Detector”
“I can’t lie”
Work has made me lose my mind—after more than a decade, my colleagues have turned into Asians.
“Why are you imitating the way I talk?”
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