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Cao Cao: Waaang waaang waaang, Xu Chu: Hahaha, Dian Wei: Sssshh sssshh sssshh
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Mom: If you hear any news, be sure to light the signal fire.
The wind blows, I read page after page—whom do I love, and who loves me?
Parents: You’re disrupting our lives—please go back.
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I hope everyone can seize this once-in-a-lifetime fortune.
Excellent marksmen can always take damage while dealing damage.
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A dog might not be too fazed, but a Border Collie will definitely be baffled.
Isn’t this polluting the water source?
Student: Advisor, I’d like to take a day off to go to the hospital. Advisor: Go ahead—I saw it on
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How can you become a grandmaster if you don’t use your gun?
Boil water to drink—can’t 1,500 pounds be reduced to just one pound?
Hurry up, I’m done playing. You’d better go—otherwise we’re going to lose!
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While others slack off a bit, you steal cables.
A netizen shares a grape vine that can yield a thousand jin of grapes.
Male lead: Did you get it on camera? Female lead: No. Male lead: Let me adjust the satellite.
Mom’s cooking always tastes great—some kids just aren’t used to it.
Let this classmate take a look at my semi-truck’s lights and see why they’re not working.
The ball has been confiscated; come pick it up next spring.
Qin Shi Huang ate Sichuan peppercorns
The child takes after the mother—28 in English.
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