A Mortal's Guide To Timing The Mermen King

A Mortal's Guide to Taming the Merman King If you have somehow found yourself entangled with the sovereign of the abyssal deeps—a being capable of parting the tides with a flick of his tail and summoning tempests on a whim—do not panic. While he may outlive you by centuries, control the global oceans, and possess a terrifying urge to drown the dry world just to settle a minor grievance on your behalf, he is entirely manageable if you know which strings to pull.Follow this field guide to survive his intense devotion and guide him toward peaceful coexistence with the surface world.