The Dover Boys on Animaniacs

Lyrics: Daniel Boone was a great big guy Yes, a really big guy He knocks down trees and frightens off bees So they'll cry Daniel Boone saw a great big tree An attractive tree But he didn't know it was home to a squirrel Named Slappy Daniel Boone had a great big plan Yes, a very large plan He'd fix that squirrel by yankin' her tree house From the land Daniel Boone had another big plan Yes, a crafty plan-- [Daniel Boone shushes them] Daniel Boone was very, very sore Yes, painfully sore He picked up a log and charged Slappy Squirrel's front door Daniel Boone was a big dang bird Yes, a really big bird But he didn't know that his disguise Was pretty absurd Daniel Boone was a great big guy Yes, a big sick guy He lost his lunch all over The trees and sky Daniel Boone was a great big jerk Yes, a stupid jerk He had another dumb plan That, more than likely, wouldn't work [the Dover Boys are fired, and then rehired by Slappy] Slappy Squirrel was a grand old dame Yes, a very old dame She whipped Daniel Boone, now she pays us To sing of her fame