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A warlord’s mind is all verbs.
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I’ve met them, but they’re blind.
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Eating censorship today
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The Invisible Egg
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If you don’t do it, there are plenty of cats who will.
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Lost and Found Again
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Replace “so awesome” with “eat it”
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New Year’s Day: Oh yeah, yeah, it’s all me.
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If you don’t know what to film, just check out Captain Xika!
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I tried a new training method.
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Please don’t touch things everywhere.
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One hint, one explicit statement
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When you can’t answer correctly, you just go “um-hum-hum.”
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Eating snails today
Students, please answer the question when the door opens.
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Although kittens are colorblind, it doesn’t stop them from opening the door to answer the question.
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Today I'm eating Chongyang cake.
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Making perfume today
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Path dependence
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I said, “Tissue, tissue—are your ears deaf?”