Heart Wrapped in Foil

[Verse 1] Gave her me heart, wrapped in foil She stomped on it, like it owed her money Told her, “You're me one and only” She said, “Aww… cute. Anyway, I’m off to Bali” [Chorus] Even with half a heart, love I'll find someone slightly less evil Oh Lord, kindly unplug her soul Let her come back as a dog — no, not a beagle A scruffy mutt with mange and fleas Eating chips from bins near Tesco So she’ll finally understand What it’s like to be loved… and then let go [interlude instrumental] [Verse 2] She called me “sweet” and “squishy-faced” Then ghosted me for a bloke named Brad I used to pray for our forever Now I just hope she steps on a plug — real bad [Chorus] Even with half a heart, love I'll survive on tea and mild trauma Oh Lord, send her back as a dog Wandering the streets of East London drama A soggy, sniffly, unloved pup Wearing one shoe and a Tesco bag So she’ll know how tragic it feels To be adored… then treated like a rag