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Guizhou dialect rap
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If you are my brother, come and chop me
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I had already planned my escape route, but you didn't play by the rules!
Dog: No worries when the flood comes; Piggy is my food storage.
As expected, where there is a Crouching Dragon, there must be a Phoenix Chick.
It hurts so much, you just can't hit me at all, wuwuwu~
What's the point of eating in this situation? Eat dog meat, hahaha
He turned and left, as if he had made some kind of decision!
Do you believe me when I say I just walked into a ghost?
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Okay, okay, I almost got drunk watching a show
Do you believe me when I tell you that I am practicing bone shrinking exercises?
I've already taken out the rag, and you're still using me to wipe it!
Just because I glanced at you in the crowd, you came up and almost knocked me flat with your slipper
Oh my God, Bodhisattva, I almost need you to save me!
Don't panic, my dear, I'll give you an anesthetic.
Stop fighting, stop fighting, I'll come up by myself
If you don't want to give it, just say it directly. It's fake, but you're asking me. Woo woo woo~
Do you know that it's easy for me to catch a cold if I fan myself like this?
Good, good, I got eight of my nine lives in one go...