Go ahead and ban whatever you want; I'll play whatever I feel like playing anyway.

I miss the oranges who can undress in 19 years

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Good evening, except for Nüwa players.

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Next time, I won't imply the military division again, and I will express it directly.

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I’m the guy who owns tons of skins without spending a single penny!

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The Abyss-themed fifth UP voice acting contest—laughed for 900 hours before finally posting it!

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I never expected my usual big-score strategy wouldn’t work this time!

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According to the strategist, as long as I achieve a 99.999% win rate, then...

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Zhuge: How to reach 99 Mulan: Just lose one game

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I heard the strategist bought Yu Ji’s new skin—I want one too!

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"Enjoy the game"

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Women only make me more cringey; only the strategist doesn’t.

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Official吐槽—Did you spot this in Honor of Kings?

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Play however you like, I'll ban it anyway.

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Jiang Liuer silently farms and ganks, farms and ganks, farms and ganks.

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I’m done looking for teammates in the lobby—this is getting insane.

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I heard the strategist is the top-tier Zhuge Liang on the Chinese server—gotta have a one-on-one mat

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If it weren’t for having to make ends meet, I’d really look down on your nouveau riche mouth.

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I heard Jing’s skin dropped—let’s each grab one, me and the strategist. After all, we’ve got…

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Ever since I mastered the Warlord’s Fire Dance, I keep feeling like I can take on five opponents by

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What bad intentions could Jiang Liuer possibly have? He just wants to recruit a strategist.

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